All you need to know about Arizona’s attitude to incarceration can be seen in the Jail Tree: prisoners would be tied to this tree to stop them escaping. Seen as too progressive by the good people of Arizona, prisoners are now instead forced to spend summers in Phoenix.
Dear Christians of Arizona: quick question.
I already know about how much you love Jesus because you put it on all your signs, billboards,, bumper stickers, and tattoos. I know he’s your best friend/co pilot/jogging buddy and will be descending shortly to pick you up.
With this knowledge in hand, let me ask you this: If you’re driving along and see a guy on a bike broken down on the side of the road, in 120 degree weather, do you;
- Ask yourself; were there any lessons in the thousands of hours you’ve spent in church that might apply here?
- Put the peddle to the floor, turn up the AC and crank the christian rock.
- Swerve into him, leaving his lifeless body on the side of the road, comfortable in the knowledge that Jesus forgives all.
- Nothing, you’re all ready late for church.
The Year of Living Aimlessly. 